I just don't get it!

All of my women just loooooove the Human Familiar. I just don't get it. He's tall -- okay. But he doesn't look anything like me. I'm a redhead. I'm tall but I am damn good looking. And Loki has a great butt. I mean a butt you could serve mead on. I'm talking butt for days. Can he beat this butt?

Nah, I didn't think so. 

Loooooove, 

Loki